Confusion Compounded!!

Last Night...

Unsaved number(sends a messgae): goodnight and sleeptight sweetheart... :)

ME(sends an sms back): WHOSE THIS??!!

Unsaved number:  Yours forever

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                                  ..... and ever....

ME: Excuse me, i guess you are mistaken...  

Unsaved number: No, sweetheart you can be mistaken, but i can't be about you...  U don't know what position you hold in my life....

ME(has a good look at the number) :  HA HA lol...  hi babe... how have you been????  :))

.... those 10 minutes where i couln't figure out who it might be had my world going topsy turvy... :D 

Similarly, the other day at a friend's place.

Bank Agent(comes home): Goodafternoon Sir.

CST: Goodafternoon, have a seat... 

[CST comes back with a glass of chilled Appy Fizz.]

Bank Agent: Nahi Nahi Sir mein beer nahi peeta.

                      (No, Sir i don't drink beer)