Confusion Compounded!!

Last Night...

Unsaved number(sends a messgae): goodnight and sleeptight sweetheart... :)

ME(sends an sms back): WHOSE THIS??!!

Unsaved number:  Yours forever

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                                  ..... and ever....

ME: Excuse me, i guess you are mistaken...  

Unsaved number: No, sweetheart you can be mistaken, but i can't be about you...  U don't know what position you hold in my life....

ME(has a good look at the number) :  HA HA lol...  hi babe... how have you been????  :))

.... those 10 minutes where i couln't figure out who it might be had my world going topsy turvy... :D 

Similarly, the other day at a friend's place.

Bank Agent(comes home): Goodafternoon Sir.

CST: Goodafternoon, have a seat... 

[CST comes back with a glass of chilled Appy Fizz.]

Bank Agent: Nahi Nahi Sir mein beer nahi peeta.

                      (No, Sir i don't drink beer)

from flowery feet to stilletos the saga continues...

AK: Since we've been talking about feet and women's empowerment, this cartoon came to mind. Not really connected to the emails bouncing back and forth, I know, but thought you might like it. It's one of my favourite.

AH: High Heels = Empowerment.

AK:Yeah, let's work that into the next budget for SFC. Stilettos for all. I'm a size 34, thanks.

KR: i want my stilletos to match my lungi.

AH: KR, you Tamilian cross-dressing bamboo-pole dancer, you.

kinda like this one...

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/serenade.htm